Exquisite Suffering 10: Golgo 13: Top Secret Mission

In this fairly straight-laced episode, we discuss Golgo 13... a game that tries to do so much that it accomplishes very little. It's an NES adaptation of the longest-running manga of all time, and a faithful one at that, but does it hold up if you're neither familiar with the source material, nor nostalgic for when a game of this scope was a big deal? The answer is no. No.